Terry, a downtrodden middle-aged loner, spends his days down on Canvey Island beachfront collecting seashells for his failing jewellery box business. However, his world is turned upside down one morning when a mysterious humanoid sea creature washes up on the shore.

With the help of his foul-mouthed and abusive girlfriend Tracey, they take action and do what any self-respecting Essex couple would do – knock the creature unconscious, take it home and work out how to make money from it. So… to chop it up and eat it or sell it to a zoo; that is the question?

What or who exactly is this humanoid from the deep? What does it want? And why are so many local dogs going missing? 

WE ARE DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE DIRECTOR AND SOME OF THE CAST WILL BE ON HAND FOR A POST SHOW Q& A…

Stars: Dean Kilbey, Emma Stannard, Matty Noble, Jon Campling